“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING THOUGH. LIKE WHAT ACTUAL REASON TO GIRAFFES HAVE TO FIGHT.
look at their gigantic penises
“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”